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RCW
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Not funny, because the animal died, but it does happen….
Someone popped a deer and it ended up in the end of our driveway, just before I got home from work.
Where I come from, we used to eat roadkill deer on occasion. (translation, when possible and prudent)
Told the Mrs. we had dinner delivered tonight……it's still warm...
Never thought. She'd never seen a freshly dead deer up close.
As much as she likes venison, she didn’t see the humor…..
Trust me....she REALLY didn't see the humor......
Someone popped a deer and it ended up in the end of our driveway, just before I got home from work.
Where I come from, we used to eat roadkill deer on occasion. (translation, when possible and prudent)
Told the Mrs. we had dinner delivered tonight……it's still warm...
Never thought. She'd never seen a freshly dead deer up close.
As much as she likes venison, she didn’t see the humor…..
Trust me....she REALLY didn't see the humor......
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Daren Todd
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Warming the couch tonightNot funny, because the animal died, but it does happen….
Someone popped a deer and it ended up in the end of our driveway, just before I got home from work.
Where I come from, we used to eat roadkill deer on occasion. (translation, when possible and prudent)
Told the Mrs. we had dinner delivered tonight……it's still warm...
Never thought. She'd never seen a freshly dead deer up close.
As much as she likes venison, she didn’t see the humor…..
Trust me....she REALLY didn't see the humor......
RCW
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No, not that far....but close....Warming the couch tonight
When your spouse is 50% Italian and 50% Irish, it proves that genetics works....my 100% Redneck knows to close mouth by 100%......
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Then a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah, right."
Then a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah, right."
i7win7
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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."
i7win7
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my son apparently asked to do that when i returned from a deployment... lucky for me the wife was like.. uh how about no... haha
Magicman
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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it
into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus
creating man."
God says, "Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other
words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it
into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus
creating man."
God says, "Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
i7win7
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BX2370, B2650 grapple, tree puller, trailer mover, 3 point hoist, mower, tiller
Magicman
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store
clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics
rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass
surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a
clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was
going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the
irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics
rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass
surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a
clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was
going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the
irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Bmyers
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North Idaho Wolfman
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Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Lifetime Member
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Daren Todd
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Lifetime Member
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Magicman
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M4900 Utility Special 4WD e/w FEL & 1530 John Deere "Traveling Man"
For you Glaciated guys:
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Throw her a shovel.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Throw her a shovel.