Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh, Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

 

[dirtydeed]

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Daren, Isn't the correct terminology "Chest-Fed" now??? let's get it right.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Obiden on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Obiden sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

[Magicman]

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first check Friday.

 

[sagor]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

Now that's funny right there no matter what you say.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

I always thought it was the first rolling of the lawn

 

[Lil Foot]

Pretty cool roller. Details?

 

[Daren Todd]

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I actually know all about that when I used to live in the city

I would mow the little strip between the sidewalk on either side of my driveway too the neighbors driveways on either side of me.

I would then see the neighbors on either side of me pop out of their houses like gophers Start grumbling, then their garage doors would pop open and out came their mowers

I used to ease the grumbling by passing out a couple cold brews

 

[i7win7]

Pretty cool roller. Details?

Hoelscher Commercial Products - RB Scraper

Hoelscher is a Bushton, Kansas hay baling equipment and earth moving equipment manufacturer.

www.hoelscherinc.com

 

[Magicman]

The patient told her doctor she was stung by a wasp while golfing. "Where did it sting you?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole," she answered.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[BigG]

Hoelscher Commercial Products - RB Scraper

Hoelscher is a Bushton, Kansas hay baling equipment and earth moving equipment manufacturer.

www.hoelscherinc.com

Of all places: https://www.ruralking.com/RB-R When you put it in the shopping cart the price shows as: $3,986 for .the 48 inch one

I think this would be a top shelf attachment.

 

[i7win7]

Emergency Exit, or was he kicked off the bus?

 

[Bmyers]