Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Let's embarrass the new weather girl on live TV

 

[Magicman]

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'

And then they checked him into the hospital!!!!!!!!!!

And put him in the room with the guy that said, "It ain't the dress, Baby, it's your big butt that makes you look fat."

 

[xrocketengineer]

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I thought he was the designated guy to do the bubble leak check.

 

[Magicman]

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are, can I keep one?"

He replied "Sure!"

Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"

 

[RCW]

My Savings Account looks much different now.

Still meager, but better than money in the bank....

 

[i7win7]

Country life dilemma, invest in tractor or home security?

 

[Magicman]

Oops !!!

 

[skeets]

I hope they stopped and bought a lottery ticket after this

 

[D2Cat]

They're still hunkered down in their tornado shelter!

 

[cliffboyer]

I hope they stopped and bought a lottery ticket after this

....and some clean tidy-whities!

 

[Magicman]

Actually they just took it in for a Covid test......one up the snout.

 

[Magicman]

It's sorta sad because they can't drive it.........windshield wiper broken.

 

[i7win7]

Word of advice: When you see this, stay out of the mini-bar

 

[Magicman]

20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X


#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"

 

[xrocketengineer]

All that sounds very fishy to me....

 

[i7win7]

Can't work today, looking for new car

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]