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[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[GeoHorn]

Before trakters....there was horses and mules. Trouble is, they had to be fed and cared for even when they weren't worked. But anyways....

An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head.
Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.'
'And what about the men?' the minister asked.

'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'

 

[xrocketengineer]

I never imagined that I would need a tractor, now somehow I feel that I need a mule.....

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

Check out the bucket seats in this baby!!!!

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

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[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

 

[Magicman]

Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pockets.

 

[D2Cat]

Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[D2Cat]

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I think the appraiser impression is WAY wrong!

 

[skeets]

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Abbot and Costello skits are still funny no matter how they been updated

 

[Magicman]

Three types of people:

1. People that watch what happens.
2. People that wonder what happens.
3. People that make it happen !!!

 

[skeets]

And #4 people that make it happen, then sit back and watch what happens

 

[i7win7]

I'm told you don't need a fishing license on private property.