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[skeets]

LMAO !!!!!!! Who says they is dumb..lol

 

[sawmill]

The Wall





Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump's proposed wall
They replied, "We are very upset .....but we'll get over it."

 

[Daren Todd]

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[D2Cat]

There were four seniors taking Microbiology and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends in Butte and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Montana State University in Bozeman until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

Professor Olesnicki agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day Professor Olesnicki placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy ... then they turned the page...

On the second page was written...

For 95 points:

Which Tire? _________

 

[Daren Todd]

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[sawmill]

This guy was walking past an insane asylum which had an eight foot high redwood fence around it. He heard a bunch of people inside the fence hollering 95....95 !!! There was a knot hole in the fence so he put his eye up to the knot hole and someone on the other side poked him in the eye with a stick. Then they all started hollering 96..96 !!!

 

[Daren Todd]

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[skeets]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy,,,,,,,,, But most mornings I just let her sleep !!

 

[Yooper]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy,,,,,,,,, But most mornings I just let her sleep !!

Better practice ducking!

 

[Bulldog777]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy,,,,,,,,, But most mornings I just let her sleep !!

And I'm assuming she didn't read this....LOL[emoji1]

Better practice ducking!

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[ShaunBlake]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy,,,,,,,,, But most mornings I just let her sleep !!

Better practice ducking!

I'm pretty sure he'd never do that -- it's too much like bowing, and he thinks he's the king of the roost.

 

[skeets]

I told my boss 3 companies are after me
and I needed a raise to stay at my present job.

He asked which 3 were interested ?
I said the gas, electric and cable....

 

[sheepfarmer]

Cleaning your house with dogs is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos,,,

 

[skeets]

LMAO,,, thanks Mary I need that

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Cleaning your house with dogs is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos,,,

Oh this is so true!!!!

 

[ShaunBlake]

Cleaning your house with dogs is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos,,,

Uh oh, that won't do; guess I need to send you a proper broom and duster.

 

[Daren Todd]

Uh oh, that won't do; guess I need to send you a proper broom and duster.

Actually it isn't bad If you have one of the long haired ones. just spray with a little pledge and toss a ball in those hard to reach places like under the bed


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