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skeets

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DoD was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and the leader posed this question:

"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”


A Sailor said, "I'd step on it.”

A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot.”

A Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.”

An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room
 
Daren Todd

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Red neck hot tubs :D The first one I would definitely build just to get the neighbors going :D






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And it's not really a democracy. It's a democratic republic.

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Ok guys, I happen to think one of tne criteria for voting for a presidential candidate is that they pass the "would you let this person drive your tractor" test.

I happen not to be too keen on either of the two main candidates for lots of reasons, but wouldn't let Trump near my tractor, even the thought gives me chills, maybe would have let Sanders but only because he might listen to directions, people from New England tend to have more common sense. We are at the moment up the creek with no paddles. The only way out is to elect folks to Congress with some brains and integrity, but even that is hard to do.

In the meantime we have nothing to gain and lots to lose on the forum by being mean and nasty. Especially by repeating things that are not true.

Ok off soapbox.
 
North Idaho Wolfman

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sheepfarmer said:
Ok guys, I happen to think one of tne criteria for voting for a presidential candidate is that they pass the "would you let this person drive your tractor" test.

In the meantime we have nothing to gain and lots to lose on the forum by being mean and nasty.
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skeets

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I wouldnt trust either one of them with a weed wacker let alone my tractor :D
 
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Well, their wallets are fast enough to pay for damages, so... as long as they do that (and then some), by all means.

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As far as I know, I have been nasty to no one that doesn't deserve it...(the candidate in question, and they are always deserving, LOL!!):D:D
 
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