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85Hokie

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Had to replay that one for my wife :D:D We have a new hero :p:p:D

I would say to that bloke that parked the car .......

"you are full of shyt and now you have a car full of it to match!":eek::)
 

olthumpa

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"sawmill - I was born a hundred years to late :eek:"

Your poor mother.:eek:
That is the longest pregnancy I have heard of. ;) :p :D
 

Diydave

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Two Windfalls in One Year


THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SURPRISE WINDFALL:



I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.



He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!



And then I got ANOTHER email:


It's from a KENYAN fool who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!



All I have to do is give him: MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!

Man Am I on a roll, or what???:D:D
 

sawmill

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Two Windfalls in One Year


THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SURPRISE WINDFALL:



I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.



He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!



And then I got ANOTHER email:


It's from a KENYAN fool who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!



All I have to do is give him: MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!

Man Am I on a roll, or what???:D:D
Dave: If you give your SS# and your bank account # I'll be your financial advisor for free. :D:D:D
 

D2Cat

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DiyDave, this is the info needed for Obama care, "All I have to do is give him: MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!"

Maybe he was from Kenya, District of Columbia!:)
 

Diydave

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DiyDave, this is the info needed for Obama care, "All I have to do is give him: MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!"

Maybe he was from Kenya, District of Columbia!:)
Well, I'll be darned...:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

Daren Todd

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How to teach you teenager to keep there room picked up:

First collect anything on the floor into Black trash bags.

Then sell the bags back to them for 25$ each to get there stuff back.

They have to earn the money doing chores, yard work, or an actual job.

The best part. Since the bags were collected randomly. They could be getting a bag of dirty clothes, there soccer gear, or a bag of trash :p:D
 
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North Idaho Wolfman

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Wife told me to post this for all of you to take note: besides sheep farmer, and she'd probably agree too!

 

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