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Indian Coffee
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and
Pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts The buffalo
with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal
To splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up. Disappear for rest of day."
NOVEMBER 2016 VOTE WISELY!
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and
Pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts The buffalo
with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal
To splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up. Disappear for rest of day."
NOVEMBER 2016 VOTE WISELY!
NIW,
When I am not driving my Kubota I sometimes fantasize about driver her.
It does not take any fuel, do not have to grease her and have just a tad bit of fun.
When I am not driving my Kubota I sometimes fantasize about driver her.
It does not take any fuel, do not have to grease her and have just a tad bit of fun.
Lil Foot
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Seems to be a lot of that sort of thing lately:
http://www.orangetractortalks.com/forums/showthread.php?p=176663#post176663
Wife told me to post this for all of you to take note: besides sheep farmer, and she'd probably agree too!
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IF PROFANITY UPSETS YOU
- Others, please enjoy! -
The Sausage Party
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Saus...bingly-Funny-Profane-Watch-It-Now-118557.html
Sorry about the bad link before.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK
IF PROFANITY UPSETS YOU
- Others, please enjoy! - The Sausage Party
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Saus...bingly-Funny-Profane-Watch-It-Now-118557.html
Sorry about the bad link before.
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! ! ! WARNING ! ! !
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK
IF PROFANITY UPSETS YOU
The Sausage Party
http://www.storksplows.com/documents/fisher/pumps-fisher/cable-operated/
The linky no worky...
Daren Todd
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Daren Todd
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Walmart on most days is a zoo there is no doubt,,, However one day last week,, and I dont want to sound like a lecherous dirty minded perverted old man,, which many assume I am,,, I dont know if there was a model convention in town or swim suit shoot, or what,, but by gawd the eye candy was,, was ,,was,, well I got a sweet tooth. And man it was almost to much for my poor old heart,, kept thinking where were girls like this when I was a kid????
"...kept thinking where were girls like this when I was a kid????"
Hey Skeets, your memory must be fading. Or your eyes are sore. You married one, remember?
Hey Skeets, your memory must be fading. Or your eyes are sore. You married one, remember?
Lil Foot
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just saw this one. Contains politics, consume at your own risk...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
Daren Todd
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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
He answered: Trump 20:16, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you won't have to feed him again."
He answered: Trump 20:16, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you won't have to feed him again."
My neighbor found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmicist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the pharmacist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmicist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the pharmacist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."