Two Windfalls in One Year
THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SURPRISE WINDFALL:
I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.
He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!
And then I got ANOTHER email:
It's from a KENYAN fool who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
All I have to do is give him: MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen!
Man Am I on a roll, or what???