Quotations To Live By.....

[Newlyme]

vs.

...cut it twice and it is still too short.

If someone finds themselves in this group the only thing that they should be cutting is a check.

 

[hodge]

"Peace is such a precious jewel that I would give anything for it but truth." Matthew Henry

"Peace rules the day when Christ rules the mind." Brenda Prochaska

"Peace if possible, truth at all costs." Pastor Stan Kauffman

 

[skeets]

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott Adams

 

[Benhameen]

Some of these may already be posted, forgive me if they have been.


Whether you think you can or think you cant, you're right-Henry Ford

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer-Bruce Lee

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough-Albert Einstein

That last one may be miss quoted but that's the basic idea.

I really like all three of these especially the AE quote, someone had it as their signature in an email years ago and it just made a lot of since to me.

Surprisingly Bruce Lee has some really good ones out there, he seemed to be ahead of his time and who knew he was more than just kick butt kung fu movies. hahaa

 

[bcbull378]

My fathers favorite ( If you have to ask for help it ain't worth having )

My favorite ( Any day you didn't go hunting is a day you wasted )

 

[skeets]

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

Nikita Khrushchev

 

[Keith M]

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

To go with that:
"Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

 

[olthumpa]

Do not be penny wise and pound foolish

Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves
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[DaTow'd]

Try to remember when your dreams were wet and your farts were dry

 

[skeets]

Lmfao<<<<<<<<<:d

 

[Daren Todd]

Try to remember when your dreams were wet and your farts were dry

Thanks Have you ever tried to clean a mouth full of burrito off a tablet

 

[Weasle]

If a mammal bleeds for 7 days and does not die, that is a force that deserves to be reckoned with.


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[D2Cat]

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

 

[seanbarr]

"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."


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[85Hokie]

"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."


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Better yet, "If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging"

- stop talking - and tell your wife that you are sorry, otherwise the doghouse gets very occupied!

 

[olthumpa]

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

That depends entirely on how much change they want for that dollar.

 

[JWatkins]

Experience is something you can only get right after you need it.

 

[olthumpa]

'Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it' ~ Chinese proverb

 

[D2Cat]

If guns cause crime, all mine are defective. Ted Nugent

A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject. John Lott

Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater. Peter Venetoklis

 

[Lil Foot]

Whenever some gun control idiot says he wants to take away my gun because I might shoot someone with it, I ask him:

"When are you going to report for castration? After all, you might rape someone"

Lil Foot, 1973