Quotations To Live By.....

[Lil Foot]

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
Rihanna

Pretty sure that she wasn't the first on this one- I had a girl tell me that in my senior year in high school. (1973) (scared the hell out of me, too)

 

[skeets]

And what do it do to you now

 

[skeets]

Back away from the chocolate and nobody gets hurt

 

[Daren Todd]

Back away from the chocolate and nobody gets hurt

When did you meet my wife

 

[skeets]

Hi, my names skeets and Im a chockaholic

 

[Lil Foot]

And what do it do to you now

Makes me long for my high school days... sigh….

 

[Mike9]

I always say - "better safe than stupid" . . . I get over being sorry.

 

[skeets]

Life's a bytch,, then you marry one, or some times a second one

 

[D2Cat]

Standing in the park yesterday, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger the closer they get. Then, it hit me.

 

[D2Cat]

Facts change, truth doesn't.

 

[olthumpa]

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" - A. A. Milne

 

[olthumpa]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice

George Carlin

 

[sawmill]

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.

Why is it A bra and a PAIR of pants.

 

[Newlyme]

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."
Mike Tyson

 

[Newlyme]

"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
Mark Twain

 

[olthumpa]

***8220;I have not failed 700 times. I have not failed once. I have succeeded in proving that those 700 ways will not work. When I have eliminated the ways that will not work, I will find the way that will work.***8221;

Thomas Edison

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

Thomas Edison


Words to live by

 

[Howling]

There is more than one way to skin a cat.

Do you prefer a parring knife or chainsaw?

 

[Newlyme]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Abraham Lincoln

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G890A using Tapatalk

Abraham Lincoln never said that!
Al Gore wasn't around then to invent the internet.
It was John Kennedy, I read that on the Internet somewhere!

 

[Newlyme]

If it works take it apart and find out why.

Unknown

 

[D2Cat]

Sign in a restaurant: "COFFEE RULES----cup $.75; half morning $2.00; all morning $2.50; all day $3.00; For $3.50 you are allowed to leave for lunch and return."