Daily Chuckle

[Toyboy]

 

[Magicman]

OK Guys, we have the Labor Day Holiday weekend coming up and the Grill needs meat:

Nothing like a choices.

 

[woodman55]

 

[skeets]

 

[DustyRusty]

A young Texas man wanted to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son.

Then, sliding a .40 Caliber Sig Sauer P-229 service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: One illegal alien, one lawyer, one meth dealer, one pedophile, one religious extremist, one Progressive Activist, one environmentalist, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

You just passed the test," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

All hooked up and Ready to Go:

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[woodman55]

 

[woodman55]

 

[skeets]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

All hooked up and Ready to Go:
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hmm, chains are crossed so HOW did the bumper get dinged in soooo bad ????

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[DaTow'd]

Three women had lunch together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and the third one, had been married for 20+ years.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went...

The engaged friend:
'The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.'

The mistress:
'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.'

the wife of 20 years:
'When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
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[85Hokie]

hmm, chains are crossed so HOW did the bumper get dinged in soooo bad ????

Notice the license plate is from California ......... need I say more?