Daily Chuckle

[Moose7060]

But, canoodling can lead to the occurrences of whippersnappers leaving you in a cattywampus state of flabbergasted discombobulation far beyond the normal state of flummoxed bamboozlement caused by the flibbertygibbet with whom the canoodling ensued.

These modern times are sure confusing. In my day all we did was F*@k.

 

[Henro]

These modern times are sure confusing. In my day all we did was F*@k.

I’ve noticed when I’m alone that’s my go-to expression…

Unfortunately, in my day, I can’t say all we did was what you did!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

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What about words like "jabroni" and "add-wizard".
-"Who was the add-wizard who thought this design would work?"
-"I don't know, man. Some jabroni."

As a midwest dad, "skedaddle" may have been thrown around here and there. In the same vein, "scat" is not bad.
-Me: *standing, staring at my kid in my seat*
-Kid: *stares back, pretending not to know what the hell is going on*
-Me: "Move! Scat! Skedaddle!"

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Magicman]

OK Guys, we have the Labor Day Holiday weekend coming up and the Grill needs meat:

Nothing like a choices.

 

[woodman55]

 

[skeets]

 

[DustyRusty]

A young Texas man wanted to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son.

Then, sliding a .40 Caliber Sig Sauer P-229 service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: One illegal alien, one lawyer, one meth dealer, one pedophile, one religious extremist, one Progressive Activist, one environmentalist, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

You just passed the test," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

All hooked up and Ready to Go:

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[woodman55]

 

[woodman55]