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[skeets]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

All hooked up and Ready to Go:
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hmm, chains are crossed so HOW did the bumper get dinged in soooo bad ????

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[DaTow'd]

Three women had lunch together. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and the third one, had been married for 20+ years.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went...

The engaged friend:
'The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.'

The mistress:
'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.'

the wife of 20 years:
'When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
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[85Hokie]

hmm, chains are crossed so HOW did the bumper get dinged in soooo bad ????

Notice the license plate is from California ......... need I say more?

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Bearcatrp]

I’ve noticed when I’m alone that’s my go-to expression…

Unfortunately, in my day, I can’t say all we did was what you did!

Whacking off doesn’t count!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[woodman55]

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I believe I saw a u-tube video. The train did exactly what you think it would.

 

[skeets]

 

[skeets]

 

[armylifer]

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Rocket J Squirrel

Bullwinkle - Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]