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What do a man with diarrhea and an Chevy owner have in common?
They both hope they make it home…
They both hope they make it home…
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Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.
Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer. She asked him for some money, but he told her, “Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won’t mind.”
So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove. When she got home with the items she said, “Alan, old Stacey did actually mind putting the purchase on the tab and gave me a long lecture. Why didn’t you just give me some money?”
Alan replied, “Well, Sandra, I didn’t want to send you out there with cash when I wasn’t sure how thick the ice was!”
Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer. She asked him for some money, but he told her, “Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won’t mind.”
So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove. When she got home with the items she said, “Alan, old Stacey did actually mind putting the purchase on the tab and gave me a long lecture. Why didn’t you just give me some money?”
Alan replied, “Well, Sandra, I didn’t want to send you out there with cash when I wasn’t sure how thick the ice was!”
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Alan died that night, and Sandra was interviewed next day by the RCMP.
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RCMP: How was it that Alan died so suddenly?
Sandra: Poison. I suspect that somehow, (sniff. .. snuffle) he ended up with some gopher poison in him . . .
RCMP: um hmmm , but he seems to be badly bruised up?
Sandra: Well, yeah, that's because he didn't want to TAKE the poison! !
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RCMP: How was it that Alan died so suddenly?
Sandra: Poison. I suspect that somehow, (sniff. .. snuffle) he ended up with some gopher poison in him . . .
RCMP: um hmmm , but he seems to be badly bruised up?
Sandra: Well, yeah, that's because he didn't want to TAKE the poison! !
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PS. I fixed your punctuation. Guess that you slept through English class.
Well, not exactly.
Take a look at the very end of his post. See that exclamation point? Now see the two periods after it?
Yeah, you missed that. It was the only actual error in his post.
Gotcha!