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Old guy in the nursing home meets a hot widow.
After a while he mentions that he is too old for sex, but it would be nice if he had someone to just hold his wiener. She finally does and it becomes a regular thing. One day she can’t find him and wanders the halls. Finds him with another woman holding his wiener. “What the hell” she says what does she have that I don’t? He replies… Parkinson's.
 
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Old guy in the nursing home meets a hot widow.
After a while he mentions that he is too old for sex, but it would be nice if he had someone to just hold his wiener. She finally does and it becomes a regular thing. One day she can’t find him and wanders the halls. Finds him with another woman holding his wiener. “What the hell” she says what does she have that I don’t? He replies… Parkinson's.
Oh that's baddddddddddddddd :)
 

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Bud-Light or “Bud”—“Lite”?
Either way, the beer will now taste like it has a slight wang to it.
I don't intend to ever taste that beer again. Even a slight Wang taste is too much for me.
 
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It's time for the silent majority to exercise the power of the pocketbook & voting booth.

And that ain't no joke.
 
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Put it all in a trust then only the individuals involved will know anything, and others have no right to find out.
Trusts are loved by lawyers. They get paid to set them up and get paid to break them up.
 
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The humor in the last several posts somehow escapes me…:( I mean, this is the Daily Chuckles thread.
 
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