Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

That's the clock I will be using next year!!!!!!!!! WooooHoooo.

I started using that clock when I retired in 1994, and have not had a day off since.

 

[Mark_BX25D]

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If people ask me a question like that they usually get a very friendly response:

"Why, yes, we do! Thanks for asking!"

And then I go back to what I was doing.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Old_Paint]

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Can't really like that one, because it's too true these days of the entitlement generation being the ones burying parents. "You OWE me!" Can't count the times I've heard that. Mine are not going to be very pleased at the reading of my will.

 

[D2Cat]

Can't really like that one, because it's too true these days of the entitlement generation being the ones burying parents. "You OWE me!" Can't count the times I've heard that. Mine are not going to be very pleased at the reading of my will.

Put it all in a trust then only the individuals involved will know anything, and others have no right to find out.

 

[Lil Foot]

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I've been experiencing that for 7 1/2 years.

 

[Siesta Sundance]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

Back to the subject of "going" outside:

 

[Daren Todd]

Old guy in the nursing home meets a hot widow.
After a while he mentions that he is too old for sex, but it would be nice if he had someone to just hold his wiener. She finally does and it becomes a regular thing. One day she can’t find him and wanders the halls. Finds him with another woman holding his wiener. “What the hell” she says what does she have that I don’t? He replies… Parkinson's.

 

[Outnumbered]

Old guy in the nursing home meets a hot widow.
After a while he mentions that he is too old for sex, but it would be nice if he had someone to just hold his wiener. She finally does and it becomes a regular thing. One day she can’t find him and wanders the halls. Finds him with another woman holding his wiener. “What the hell” she says what does she have that I don’t? He replies… Parkinson's.

Oh that's baddddddddddddddd

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[ayak]

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Bud-Light or “Bud”—“Lite”?
Either way, the beer will now taste like it has a slight wang to it.

 

[armylifer]

Bud-Light or “Bud”—“Lite”?
Either way, the beer will now taste like it has a slight wang to it.

I don't intend to ever taste that beer again. Even a slight Wang taste is too much for me.

 

[i7win7]