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Daren Todd

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Yeah reminds me of a spectacular "Evil Knievel" stunt on my bike that did not end well. Had to abandon the bike (broken fork) in the woods, walk home about a mile and call my mom who was at work to tell her I needed to go to the hospital. Now for context I was number 5 of 7 kids so she was a pro at this point. She yelled at me over the phone and said how do you know your collar bone is broke. My comment was I can see its broke. She then said, if it's not broke I am going to whip your butt. She pulled in the driveway a bit later looked at me and said.....Get in the damn car! Tough love ;)
My brother had a similar conversation with my dad over my wrist. I broke it falling off some monkey bars. It was obvious with my hand sitting on top of my wrist 😱😱😱

Brother flagged down my dad and told him my wrist was broke. Dad took one look and said "Yup, it's broke" 😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
 
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