Daily Chuckle

[dsmith84]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside

And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "

Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,

curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"

Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to

play,

it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"

"No, coach."

"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[xrocketengineer]

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That is the wrong picture! It has no wings! Here, I fixed it.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

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[North Idaho Wolfman]

I think they were just seeing if they've sold us enough Chinese products.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Outnumbered]

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Yeah reminds me of a spectacular "Evil Knievel" stunt on my bike that did not end well. Had to abandon the bike (broken fork) in the woods, walk home about a mile and call my mom who was at work to tell her I needed to go to the hospital. Now for context I was number 5 of 7 kids so she was a pro at this point. She yelled at me over the phone and said how do you know your collar bone is broke. My comment was I can see its broke. She then said, if it's not broke I am going to whip your butt. She pulled in the driveway a bit later looked at me and said.....Get in the damn car! Tough love

 

[Magicman]