Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

A big mouth college student challenged a senior citizen he was sitting next to on a bus. He claimed it was impossible for the older generation to understand his world.
“You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers, the internet…”
Taking advantage of a pause in the student’s litany, the senior said, “You’re right sonny. We didn’t have those things when we were young… so we invented them!”

 

[i7win7]

 

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[Magicman]

 

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I think everybody who went to college can attest to that. If you're in college and can't find the idiot.... Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

 

[old and tired]

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Why did they not flip the last "I" in "air"? There's an "I" before and after the word, "Air"??? I know it's photo-shopped and most people would not catch this... Piss poor photoshopping, IMHO....

 

[i7win7]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Toyboy]

 

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[i7win7]

 

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[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Newlyme]

It’s been years ago now, I remember my Great Grandmother wearing, what I thought was a beautiful bracelet. Then it was passed down to my Grandmother who recently passed. I asked my siblings if I could have the bracelet and to my surprise no one put up a fuss and I got it. I suppose they heard me talking about it over the years, Grandmas beautiful bracelet. I was so excited when I passed it on to my wife. I noticed the other day she wasn’t wearing the bracelet. With hurt feelings I asked her why she isn’t wearing it. She said she doesn’t care for the inscription. Sweetie I didn’t even know it had one. What does it say?
She replied, “Do Not Resuscitate.”
Who knew?

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

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[Outnumbered]

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Must have had one of the Ford Triton 5.4 engines! I may have had experience drilling out studs for the exhaust manifold in one which is why this looks all too familiar. What could go wrong drilling out a stud in an aluminum block?

 

[ayak]