Daily Chuckle

[Daren Todd]

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block. All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

They glared at us with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, we realized why... we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them...!

 

[Magicman]

Now that is bad......just badddd.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...

It creates a hostile work environment.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[6feettogo]

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I suppose you could say the sky isn't real since it is water.

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Newlyme]

We’ve all heard the talk and had concerns of the coming of a cashless society.
I don’t think we’ll have to worry about it until the Drug Dealers and Politicians figure out how to conduct their ”Business Deals” without cash.

 

[BigG]

We’ve all heard the talk and had concerns of the coming of a cashless society.
I don’t think we’ll have to worry about it until the Drug Dealers and Politicians figure out how to conduct their ”Business Deals” without cash.

I guess you did not listen to the news today. The US Government is asking the credit industry to make a separate category for guns and ammo purchases so the government will know who is making the purchases. With this knowledge it will not be long before there will be limits placed on what and how much you can buy.

It is my understanding China has already developed the technology to control where the people can spend their money. The money is paid to their cell phones but the phones will only "buy" in certain locations and certain products.

 

[Newlyme]

I guess you did not listen to the news today. The US Government is asking the credit industry to make a separate category for guns and ammo purchases so the government will know who is making the purchases. With this knowledge it will not be long before there will be limits placed on what and how much you can buy.

It is my understanding China has already developed the technology to control where the people can spend their money. The money is paid to their cell phones but the phones will only "buy" in certain locations and certain products.

I heard. They already know who is purchasing guns, background checks. And if they know you are buying guns it’s not a far stretch to guess you are buying ammunition.
I’m done buying guns anyway. I’m tired of them falling out of the boat.

 

[skeets]

I hear ya on the boat anchors !

 

[Newlyme]

Ammunition story.

Twenty six years ago I drove up to Alaska. I took a 12ga shotgun and a 22ga rifle. No handguns allowed through/in Canada. When we got to border we were asked if we had any firearms and if so what kind. I told them what we had. Then was asked if we had any ammunition. I told them what I had.
Then I was asked if I had any handgun ammunition. I said no.
Then they said, “Not even one bullet?
For a second…., I thought about it….., and just said no.
And away we went.

 

[armylifer]

Ammunition story.

Twenty six years ago I drove up to Alaska. I took a 12ga shotgun and a 22ga rifle. No handguns allowed through/in Canada. When we got to border we were asked if we had any firearms and if so what kind. I told them what we had. Then was asked if we had any ammunition. I told them what I had.
Then I was asked if I had any handgun ammunition. I said no.
Then they said, “Not even one bullet?
For a second…., I thought about it….., and just said no.
And away we went.

I would like to see that 22ga rifle.

 

[Newlyme]

Oops!
22cal.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

A woman walked into a bar in Texas and spotted a man wearing cowboy boots propped up on a table as leaned back drinking his beer. He had the biggest feet she had ever seen so she asked him "Is it true what they say about men with big feet." The cowboy grinned and said "You'll have to come back to the bunkhouse with me to find out." The lady agreed and after an hour or so dallying with him she got up, got dressed and reached in her purse and pulled out 2 $100 bills and tossed them on the table. The man said "I'm honored but I'm not a gigalo and that's not necessary." The woman replied "Yes it is. Go buy yourself a pair of boots that fit."

 

[Magicman]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFeDZyrD6D5AjG1KSO9NLVQ

 

[mikester]

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