Daily Chuckle

[Henro]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[bird dogger]

I think my wife is having an affair with my neighbor! He's been extremely miserable the past few months!!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Geezer3d]

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Must be in Australia.

 

[Daren Todd]

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block. All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

They glared at us with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, we realized why... we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them...!

 

[Magicman]

Now that is bad......just badddd.

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daylight]

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...

It creates a hostile work environment.

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[6feettogo]

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I suppose you could say the sky isn't real since it is water.