Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

Garage sale find?

 

[i7win7]

 

[D2Cat]

What's that saying, "Where there's a will there is a way"! Must be a direct route home without any overpasses or needing fuel at a station with a canopy!

 

[Magicman]

 

[skeets]

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Mary had a little lamb
Her Father killed it dead
Now Mary takes her lamb to school
Between 2 hunks of bread

 

[Outnumbered]

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You guys caught me fishing again. My wife is always asking "How many fishing rods do you need?" My answer........One more.

 

[Magicman]

A TV reporter was interviewing a marine sniper, and asked the marine what he felt when he killed terrorists. The marine shrugged his shoulders, and replied "recoil".

 

[i7win7]

a 2 legged table

 

[i7win7]

looks like a ferris buelher sequel

 

[i7win7]

think I could use some of these cards at the local mall

 

[i7win7]

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.'

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!

 

[i7win7]

Answering Machine Message "Camptown Races":


I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.
Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.
Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...
So leave a message when you hear the tone.
I'll call you back someday...

 

[Toyboy]

 

[ken erickson]

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.'

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!

That joke would have been good material for "I dont get no respect" Rodney Dangefield.

 

[i7win7]

Nice place, why is it for sale?

 

[i7win7]

How large is the neighborhood breaker?

 

[D2Cat]

Just trying to cover the debt.

Geekologie

 

[i7win7]

Proud owner of new mower, wonder how he'll unload it

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Larry, Curly and Mo construction inc.