Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

Ah man....

 

[PHPaul]

I LOVE it! I have the tires and a very artistic daughter...

 

[olekid]

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looks quite real

 

[skeets]

When I was young, I hiked mountains, swam for miles, and ran marathons.

Now I have to steady myself when I fart.

 

[BigG]

So were you faster or slower then Jesus?

 

[Fordtech86]

Now I see what flip is talking about when he talks about his tank zero turn

 

[dlsmith]

I think he's been self quarantined too long.

 

[sawmill]

............

 

[cliffboyer]

............

Now that would be mailing a bomb!

 

[ayak]

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[skeets]

 

[Magicman]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." Do you want a room with or without a view?

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[wgator]

I said use the HAMMER DRILL.....

 

[dirtydeed]

I said use the HAMMER DRILL.....

That would make it an old fashioned hammer drill, silly.

 

[D2Cat]

I'm testing my picture posting lesson!

 

[cliffboyer]

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I'm testing my picture posting lesson!

Wonder if that tastes like chicken?

 

[Howling]

Wife: What are you guys playing?

Me: Hopscotch

Wife: But the kids are hopping up and down while you're drinking scot-

Me:

Wife Got an extra glass?

 

[RCW]

Wonder if that tastes like chicken?

Legs taste like chicken, not sure about the other parts....