Daily Chuckle

[armylifer]

Now that is funny!

 

[Magicman]

How to identify gender:

If it agrees with you it's a male.
If it corrects you it's.........

 

[skeets]

WOMEN have many faults,,,,,
Men only have 2,
Everything we say and every thing we do

 

[Magicman]

Here's your sign:

 

[Magicman]

A new paratrooper recruit is unexpectedly hurtling toward earth after being tossed out of a plane. Struggling to figure out the rip cord on his parachute, he spots another man flying upward toward him. “Hey!” he calls out. “Do you know anything about parachutes?” “Nope!” shouts the upwardly moving character. “Do you know anything about propane stoves?”

 

[Magicman]

And back to wives: “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.”

 

[Magicman]

And then on to old:

“OLD” is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” is when “getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

 

[skeets]

I resemble those remarks

 

[wgator]

Older couple sitting in church.
Wife says to husband, I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?
Husband says to wife, change the batteries in you hearing aids!

 

[Newlyme]

A woman is at the dentist for her checkup and is told that she needs a root canal.
Upset with the news she tells the dentist that she would rather give birth than go through a root canal.
The dentist replies, once you make your decision on what we're doing today let me know so that I can adjust the chair properly.

 

[sawmill]

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[Daren Todd]

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[Daren Todd]

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[D2Cat]

 

[motionclone]

 

[sawmill]

............

 

[Magicman]

What was that noise??

 

[D2Cat]

There was a discussion about work trucks, and guys started posting pictures of a truck at work. Does this qualify as a work truck?

 

[dlsmith]

Now that's a pair of biguns!

I hope the tailgate cables are in good shape.

 

[Magicman]

“OLD” is when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.