Daily Chuckle

[bearbait]

I don't know, I think I'd have to see it to believe it.

 

[D2Cat]

Dear Abby favorites, now remember these folks vote!

"I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half of the cost, but I don't know hm well enough to discuss money with him."

or "What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?"

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

I don't know, I think I'd have to see it to believe it.

Go up the street one block and the same kind of sign says "Only kidding she was right and did win the fight"!

 

[Ramos]

Go up the street one block and the same kind of sign says "Only kidding she was right and did win the fight"!

Or, "She was wrong but won anyway".

 

[BAP]

I don't know, I think I'd have to see it to believe it.

Definitely photoshopped. No way it can be real

 

[sheepfarmer]

From my Aussie cousin:

I object and take exception to people saying that the politicians are spending money like drunken sailors.

As a former drunken sailor, I always quit when I ran out of money.

 

[skeets]

LMAO @ sheepfarmer !!!!!

 

[bearbait]

From my Aussie cousin:

I object and take exception to people saying that the politicians are spending money like drunken sailors.

As a former drunken sailor, I always quit when I ran out of money.

Now that is too funny!!

 

[Ping]

Definitely photoshopped. No way it can be real

Bap,
I can assure you that the sign is quite real and not photoshopped. I took that crappy picture.
That being said, I highly suspect its authenticity. That sign hangs outside the Fudge Factory in Uranus, MO!
After you've finished cleaning your monitor, Google it. It really does exist.
Regards,

 

[bearbait]

Bap,
I can assure you that the sign is quite real and not photoshopped. I took that crappy picture.
That being said, I highly suspect its authenticity. That sign hangs outside the Fudge Factory in Uranus, MO!
After you've finished cleaning your monitor, Google it. It really does exist.
Regards,

I have no doubt the sign is real but an argument being won by a husband, well I know I'm getting older and my memory isn't quite what it never was but for the life of me I just can't ever remember winning.

 

[DThrash]

How true it is, that stuff has ruled the world.

 

[D2Cat]

 

[bucktail]

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

 

[bucktail]

There's a whole pile of them. I could have sworn that there was one about preparation H, but I can't remember it and couldn't find it on Google.

 

[PHPaul]

If brains were gasoline, he couldn't power a pissant's motorcycle one lap around a pin head.

 

[Kurtee]

If it hadn't come naturally to suck he would have starved to death when he was born.

 

[bucktail]

Has delusions of adequacy

 

[seanbarr]

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”

 

[DThrash]

Got back off my fishing trip this morning and went out to do my game warden duties this afternoon. I was on the bank off the river, I yelled out to a boat with 3 guys in it and told them to do something. They ignored me, started up the boat and left, might as well give me the finger. I made the trip over into another county to a landing and found the boat trailer that matched the boat. Waited 3 hours for them to come in and the one fellow asked are you going to give me a ticket. Where is his sign at ?

 

[Daren Todd]

Imagine fleeing and hearing "Fetch me his soul, Satan!!!" And looking back to see that face

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