Daily Chuckle

[Mark_BX25D]

Those missles are extremely powerful. They fly fast and result in toadal destruction of the targets.

 

[xrocketengineer]

One of my former coworkers at the rocket ranch used to work for a while with the Orbiter Recovery Team that manned the different contingency landing sites in the US and around the world during Space Shuttle flights. As the result of his travels (or a mail bride), he ended up marrying a Russian redhead.
One time that he got assigned to White Sands N.M. to work at night for a flight, he decided to take his bride with him to see the sights during the day since she was still in awe with her new country. She was curious and asked him if NASA had any aliens in captivity in the area. Before he could answer, a still secret F-117 blasted past them really low. She could not believe what she saw. Then he replied "tonight its my turn to feed them..."

 

[Mark_BX25D]

Maybe change the headline a little "Deadbeat tire kicker makes BS offer and renegs and wastes everybody's time"

This was posted last August.

It is now Officially Funny.

 

[bucktail]

This was posted last August.

It is now Officially Funny.

Musk?

 

[Mark_BX25D]

Musk?

Yep.

 

[Toyboy]

Please be careful. Saturday night I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots. I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I took a cab home.

Sure enough, there was a DUI Checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

Had a pair like that. He (dog) was mostly white, she (cat) was mostly black. If she found an open lower cabinet door, she'd lay in wait for him to go by. When he did, she'd smack him (never with claws out) and the chase would be on. It was not unusual to see a white blur chasing a black blur across the back yard, out of sight, then return with the black blur chasing the white blur. Fun stuff.

You don't know funny, till you see a big bad Wolf being boxed around by a Calico Tabby Cat!

 

[Nicksacco]

That 10MM socket

When you lose the 10mm socket...

www.youtube.com

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Mark_BX25D]

If you can't say amen, say ouch!

 

[Henro]

Not for sensitive souls...

No doubt.

Probably not for those that have a normal sense of humor either...

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[woodman55]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]