Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[bearbait]

The difference between 10 years of marriage and 10 years of working at the same job, well after 10 years at the same job it still sucks.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[bearbait]

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Yeah but mornings can be brutal, so I've heard.

 

[Magicman]

A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in.
She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.
“What are you doing?!” she asks.
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in- law explains.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaims.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law answers.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can’t get enough of me!”
The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.
When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“This is my love dress,” she whispers sensually.
“Needs ironing,” he says. “What’s for dinner?

 

[DustyRusty]

The funeral is this Saturday, and she has pleaded not guilty and said it was justifiable homicide.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[DaTow'd]

A man hadn’t been feeling well, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.

Afterward, the doctor came out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” … “you’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”

“Oh, that’s terrible!” said the man. “How long have I got?”

“Ten,” the doctor said sadly.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” The doctor interrupted, “Nine…”,

 

[Magicman]

Oh that's bbaaaadddd !!!

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]