Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Lil Foot]

 

[DustyRusty]

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, sneered at us, and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Biden stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's so important at our age!!

 

[i7win7]

And we let them vote

 

[i7win7]

You're not speeding if radar can't prove it

 

[SAR Tracker]

Ten Commandments of Electrical Safety

(1) Beware of the lightning that lurks in an undischarged capacitor lest it cause thee to be bounced upon thy buttocks in a most ungainly manner.

(2) Cause thou the switch that supplies large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, so thy days may be long on this earthly vale of tears.

(3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou worketh are grounded lest they lift thee to high-frequency potential and cause thee to radiate also.

(4) Take care thou useth the proper method when thou taketh the measure of high-voltage circuits so that thou doth not incinerate both thee and the meter, for verily though thou hast no account number and can be easily replaced, the meter doth have one and as a consequence bringeth much woe upon the supply department.

(5) Tarry thee not amongst those who engage in intentional shocks for they are surely non-believers and are not long for this world.

(6) Take care thou tampereth not with interlocks and safety devices, for this incureth the wrath of thy seniors and bringeth the fury of the safety officer down upon thy head and shoulders.

(7) Work thee not on energized equipment, for if thou doeth, thy mates will surely be buying lunch without thee and thy space at the table will be filled by another.

(8) Verily, verily I say unto thee, never service high-voltage equipment alone, for electric cooking is a slothful process, and thou might sizzle in thy own fat for hours on end before thy Maker sees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into His fold.

(9) Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug, and thy wife have no further use for you other than your paycheck.

(10) Commit thee to memory the works of the prophets, which are written in the instruction books, which giveth the straight info and which consoleth thee, and thou cannot make mistakes.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[shelkol]

 

[shelkol]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[SAR Tracker]

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.