NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK!
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee and
A package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk waiting behind me
calmly stated -- 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
drunk's statement so I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I asked; why on earth did you say that?'
The drunk replied -- "Cause you're ugly".