Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.

The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."

"Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."

 

[Bmyers]

 

[orange crusher]

 

[Magicman]

Seems a guy in Texas makes a rolling stop at a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the officer his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry (CCW) permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the officer says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am.

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the officer says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a DanG thing..."

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

 

[orange crusher]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

Subject: Detective Boudreaux and the Cockfighting Caper


The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate.
Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning.

'Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin', he began.

'Good work. Who are they?' the sergeant asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, 'de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia.'

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, 'How did you find that out in one night?'

'Well,' he replied, 'I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight.'

The sergeant nodded, 'I'll buy that. But what about the others?'

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, 'Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck.'

'Ah,' sighed the sergeant, 'And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?'

'De duck won'.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Orangeglow]

I dont get it ???

Sounds like you need to tune in your antenna a little better.

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]