Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

peeporoni pizza

 

[i7win7]

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[xrocketengineer]

Basically the cat managed to escape through one of the many gaps or holes in the vehicle. Landrovers are rugged and good off road but they are draughty and not at all warm and comfy unlike a lot of their Japanese rivals.

Marcu5 you need to bring skeets up to speed on some of the other inside jokes like the "Lucas, the Lord of Darkness" and "if the blue smoke leaks out, your electricals will not work anymore".
I get plenty of exposure to that being a member the theminiforum.co.uk.
It is also great when a newer US member gets all flustered when something gets lost in the translation like "inspect the fuel tank with a torch".

 

[skeets]

OK well there ya go
,,, LOL

 

[skeets]

OH I know about the lord of darkness I had a couple of brit bikes !
OH the blue smoke leaking,, yes we use to call it an MS condition,,, Maximum Smoke,,,

 

[xrocketengineer]

Lucas used to make a vacuum cleaner. It was their only product that did not suck!

 

[i7win7]

beware of dog

 

[i7win7]

 

[dlsmith]

I have never under stood the British sense of humor, not saying they are not funny. And being a dumb old country boy could you explain the joke. I read it 4 times and the premise is lost on me.

Don't feel bad, it took me a minute or so to get it.

 

[Magicman]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
and break the glass if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it briefly and
then said "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I'm not hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."

They Walk Among Us!

 

[Lil Foot]

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it!

This exact same thing happened to me.
Wife bought a new microwave to replace an older but clean, perfect condition larger one.
I put it on the box from the new one at the edge of the street with a sign saying "Free, works perfect!".
It sat for 9 days. Changed the sign to "Works perfect, $40" and it was stolen in less than an hour.

 

[i7win7]

Amish camper

 

[i7win7]

To catch big fish, you need big bait

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

Amusement park fun?

 

[i7win7]

I think i've lost them