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Daren Todd
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A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the Couples' Alternate Shot Tournament at his club.
He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be just fine."
The wife then proceeded to shank the ball into the woods.
Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and after spending the full allotted time looking, he found the ball but in a horrible position.
With a lot of luck and great execution, he played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole.
"Knock it in, baby", he told his wife - to which she hammers completely off the green and into a bunker.
Still maintaining his composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker. He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole".
To which she replied, "Listen a**hole, don't bitch at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine.
He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be just fine."
The wife then proceeded to shank the ball into the woods.
Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and after spending the full allotted time looking, he found the ball but in a horrible position.
With a lot of luck and great execution, he played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole.
"Knock it in, baby", he told his wife - to which she hammers completely off the green and into a bunker.
Still maintaining his composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker. He took the ball out of the hole and, while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole".
To which she replied, "Listen a**hole, don't bitch at me, only 2 of those 5 shots were mine.
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Started to break down a couple big bone-in chuck roasts for BBQ beef sammiches.
Pretty quick, had to swap my stiff boner knife for a flexible boner.
30 years ago, I was never concerned about the stiffness of my boner.....
Pretty quick, had to swap my stiff boner knife for a flexible boner.
30 years ago, I was never concerned about the stiffness of my boner.....
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i7win7
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i7win7
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At first when I scrolled through I thought RCW lost his mind and posted to the wrong thread.Started to break down a couple big bone-in chuck roasts for BBQ beef sammiches.
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Pretty quick, had to swap my stiff boner knife for a flexible boner.
30 years ago, I was never concerned about the stiffness of my boner.....
Then I cleaned beer off my phone
I thought the same thing till I read the sentences below the picture!At first when I scrolled through I thought RCW lost his mind and posted to the wrong thread.
Then I cleaned beer off my phone
Daren Todd
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That was my thought as well. I might have made that mistake once or twice when I lost track of where I was at.At first when I scrolled through I thought RCW lost his mind and posted to the wrong thread.
Then I cleaned beer off my phone
i7win7
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i7win7
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Magicman
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I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
Daren Todd
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i7win7
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i7win7
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Daren Todd
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Massey Ferguson 1825E, Kubota Z121S, Box blade, Rotary Cutter
Magicman
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.