Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She says, 'Why, are you sick?' He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'

Immediately the wife gets herself out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, 'Where the heck are you going'? She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.' He says, 'Why, what do you need?' She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'

 

[skeets]

Well Happy Birth day RCW

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Orangeglow]

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic." I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge" "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Then she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I hung up on her!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[D2Cat]

No Chuckle, just fact.

Riots Are What Happen When You Don’t Spank Children

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

A guy pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Local Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure his Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and he wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

He walked to the curb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'

'Stay! Stay!'

The driver of a nearby car gave him a strange look and said, 'Why don't you just put it in park??

 

[xrocketengineer]

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What did they use to put the log in the van, a BX?

 

[Fordtech86]

Free Marriage Tip:
Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[i7win7]

stolen bike?

 

[i7win7]

How cheerleaders decorate a tree

 

[Daren Todd]

What did they use to put the log in the van, a BX?

Not sure but I'm impressed. That's gotta be 1500lbs worth of log.