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for what it is worth department there are two very strong magnets to be harvested out of a "dead" microwave oven I found a lot of uses for them

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterwards, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much...

We have been pressing apples since 1978- a lot of apples not being used so we built the Immaculate Contraption and started asking for the apples. Everybody was glad to have the apples gone, which kept the bear out of their yards. Our machine makes 25 to 30 gallons per hour depending how juicy...

A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs and ties them to the chairs. The burglar slowly and methodically begins robbing the house. The burglar has taken everything of value, and is ready to leave while the homeowners...

Looks like a Volvo 240 they have great heaters unless they stop working then it is a lot of fun pulling the whole dash apart to get to it. I've done many.

We have 2 old Kubota tractors L180DT and a L2201DT both have the same parts except the engines L180 DT has a 2 cylinder diesel the L2201DT has a 3 cylinder diesel any idea what year they were made?

Thanks guys that was a good read my wife already uses the Brita and we will continue to boil our water I think a in house system to cover the bathing would be a good idea Hank

We live in a small valley in British Columbia Canada . The water we had for the last 50+ years was from a glacier -clean and clear, with a boil water advisory. This month the government will be install a chlorine system. Is there any in house system that will remove the chlorine? When...

We have a Canon G3270 3 in 1 large tank system I print a lot of color photos I like it a lot

A handsome man in a suit approached a young lady at a bar and politely asked if he could buy her a drink. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she inquired skeptically. "Guys like you always have girlfriends." Looking somewhat forlorn, he replied, "No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago." "Oh...

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are chatting. Dorothy says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out on a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna responds, "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment...

The couple's once-happy married life nearly hit the rocks due to the constant presence of old Aunt Emma in their household. For seventeen long years, she lived with them, perpetually crotchety and demanding. Eventually, Aunt Emma passed away. On their way back from the cemetery, the husband...

isn't copy and paste fun Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which...

Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol! "Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of...

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the...

Three dogs are in the waiting room at the veterinarian. One of the dogs ask the first dog, which is a terrier, why are you here? The terrier responds, well I've got a problem with biting people and so my master brought me here. The other two dogs look at him, shake their heads and say oh my...

In my high school years we lived in Hawaii . On a Boy Scout camping adventure we came across an ammo box full of 30 caliber blanks out in a "jungle" part of Oahu that the US Army used for jungle training. I went off to pick some wild fruit and left my pals to set up the camp. I came back and saw...