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All our grandkids are grown now, but we have 15 wonderful great grandkids to enjoy now. A few years back one of our granddaughters gave us a plaque that says: ---GRANDPARENTS--- "They hold our hands for a little while, but hold our hearts forever." They grow up way to fast.

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our...

Lying on her death bed a woman told her husband of 60 years "you can open that chest at the foot of the bed". (Which had always been off limits to him). He opened it and saw 3 ears of corn and one hundred thousand dollars in it. He said "why is there 3 ears of corn in here"? His wife said...

Daren, sounds like you'll have a full house.:) You might be sleeping out under the stars. :D

Going camping next week. Been loading the 5th wheel this week. I didn't know so much stuff could be packed in it. There's enough stuff in there to re-stock a Walmart super store after welfare days. I think the only thing that's not in there is a carburetor for a '47 Buick and a rear u-joint for...

Apology accepted. I misinterpreted the meaning. I should've gave it more thought. "Hand shake". :)

Well excuse me all to hell. :mad:

This airplane was going to crash and all the passengers were putting on parachutes. This welder picked up his welding leads and hung them on his shoulder and headed for the exit. The stewardess said "Sir, you don't have a parachute". The welder says "Don't worry, these leads will hang up on...

Don't try this at home. :eek:

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Yep, that would git-er-done. :D

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Probably the same guy that launched his boat 'pickup first'. :D

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Today I removed the cab and backhoe from my bx24 and put my Bush mower on. (After a skinned knuckle and a few choice words) I did some mowing. :)

Yesterday I washed the little Bota and made it purty. :)

This morning my son called and said "what are you guys doing this morning?" I said "Mom and I are sitting here playing strip poker." He said "oh, who's winning?" I said "well......at our age, I don't know if you would call it winning or losing." :D

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