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My wife and I lived in Fort Smith for a while in 1962. I loved it when we would leave the grocery store and they would say "Y'all come back now, hear?" After about a month my wife was talking just like them.

Okay Daren, you started with the Arkansas jokes. :D:D:D WINDERS XP: A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has been developed. It is distinguished by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, and has a a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver. Other differentiating features: The Recycle Bin...

A guy goes to a sexy female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the...

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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that. The other student says...

All three are 1987 Honda 250's. They all run like a top.:) Actually the mini jeep isn't mine. I built it for my great grandson.

One of our granddaughters stayed with us for a couple of days this week. She's in the second grade. I made her a multiplication table (1 thru 12) like we used "back in the day". She thought that was really "cool". She picked right up on it. Said she was going to show it to her teacher.:)

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When you get over the hill you start picking up speed.:D

Remember back in the day when you made a purchase and the cashier gave you your change. The bills were all turned the same way and with no folded corners, etc. Nowadays they hand you a hand full of wadded up money that looks like a rat's nest. Damn, that irritates me!!!! :mad::mad::mad: Sorry...

Olthumpa, at our age that would be catch and release.:D

Today my wife called me an a$$hole. She said "you've always been an a$$hole". I said "well, I try to do everything to the best of my ability". She said "You must be a genius then". I love compliments.:D:D:D

Great job Daren. Looks brand spankin' new.

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Two guys were walking down the sidewalk and saw a dog licking his b###s. One guy said "I wish I could do that." The other guy said "if you pet him first he might let you."

Y'all be careful out there. Wal-Mart is now selling hollow point bullets for assault rifles. :D:D:D

Yep......One day I was using one like the one at the top of the picture and it slipped and went into my finger. Hurt like hell. Sure glad it wasn't set on rapid fire. :eek:

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Dave: If you give your SS# and your bank account # I'll be your financial advisor for free. :D:D:D