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I was born December 7th, 1941. My mother was on the delivery table and the hospital announced over the P A system that Pearl Harbor had just been attacked.

I'm an 8 year prostate cancer survivor. I'll be 75 tomorrow. Whoever named these the golden years must have been about 20 years old.

Always protect your eyes when grinding.:eek:

Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lots to do." Frank said, "Do you remember the...

My neighbor down the road has 16 peacocks. They roam around during the day. They come over to my place everyday. They eat a lot of bugs and ants. A couple of the peahens follow me around eating bugs when I'm mowing the lawn. We enjoy watching them. On the down side, they crap all over the yard...

We need to sit down together and eat more homemade pie. Make mine strawberry/rhubarb with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. :D

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I have a very strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood

If at first you don't succeed, then give up. :D

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I wanted a box for my pickup. I wanted something I could leave in if I needed to haul something big. It didn't have to be water tight. I also wanted to leave it in when towing my 5th wheel. I just wanted something to hide my gas can, generator, ice chest or whatever. So I went to the drawing...

Here's a couple more.

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with...

Unfortunately they can still vote.

So why all the red? Is it better in blue? It's Kubota site. As far as I'm concerned there is only one color. If you kids don't quit arguing you can go sit in the car. :D:D

Sheepfarmer mentioned solar powered lights. Harbor Freight has several different types.

It's a cold, rainy, dreary day here. So tonight we're having pinto beans with ham hocks, fried taters with lots of onions and cornbread. Won't be much of a romantic evening.:eek::D

Can......You......Hear......Me......Now?????