Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[fried1765]

You been in my house? I’m pretty sure the builder didn’t own a plumb bob, framing square, or level. Sure makes renovation and remodeling interesting.

I have empathy!
My house is 294 years old! (1730)
Nothing is square, level, or plumb.

 

[North Idaho Wolfman]

And here I am worried about 1/16 of an inch off on my house.

 

[GreensvilleJay]

new build next door, garage wall was 7 inches out of square in 24 feet ! They dug out that concrete wall, landfilled it, poured a new one... TWO inches out, said good enough, homeowner PAID for their mistake....
idiots...ALL of them.
kinda weird building inspector didn't catch that one of the main support beams wasn't sitting on the sill properly( about 3/4" off it... )

 

[D2Cat]

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife.

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[85Hokie]

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Walk into any high school and this is EXACTLY what you'll see - those pants cost upwards of $80 or more too.

 

[DustyRusty]

 

[Daren Todd]

Walk into any high school and this is EXACTLY what you'll see - those pants cost upwards of $80 or more too.

I know... my wife and daughter both have pants like that Both my son in law and I are mechanics. Both my wife and daughter want to throw our 20$ pants out when they get like that

 

[fried1765]

I know... my wife and daughter both have pants like that Both my son in law and I are mechanics. Both my wife and daughter want to throw our 20$ pants out when they get like that

So,...... what's new?
The logic gene is simply defective, or missing, in many women!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

great NOW I've got 1/2 dozen songs going off in my head.......at the same time......thanks....

 

[xrocketengineer]

So,...... what's new?
The logic gene is simply defective, or missing, in many women!

My then 7 year old granddaughter needed a new pair of jeans. My son in law went to Macy's, I believe, and only found jeans like that. So, he bought her a pair. When she wore them to school, one of the school employees gave her a used pair of jeans from the donated stuff that the school receives for the under privileged students.