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[PHPaul]

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Seems appropriate. I've been desperate enough to drink Starbucks swill while on road trips a few times and have been unfailingly disappointed.

 

[Magicman]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where’s the money?” Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says, “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!” The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Guido trembles and signs, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.” The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!”

 

[Daren Todd]

Seems appropriate. I've been desperate enough to drink Starbucks swill while on road trips a few times and have been unfailingly disappointed.

Much safer and cheaper just to grab a coffee from the local truck stop or convenience store.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]

I'm posting this with a heavy heart.
As much as I love fishing and everything that comes with it , the quite times on the water, big bass on the hook, lots of fishing rods and reels and all the other ins and outs -- it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining our home and property, so something has to give. Consequently, I have decided to get rid of my collection.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only.




1. Dustpan and Broom
2.. Mop and bucket
3. Window cleaner
4..Vacuum
5,. Laundry basket
6. Toilet brush
7. Weed Eater
8. Garden rake
9. Lawn mower
10. Compost bin

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

 

[Toyboy]

My Advent calendar from the grandsons. Scotch

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Tughill Tom]

My Advent calendar from the grandsons. Scotch
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Those boys were raised right! Out Standing.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

Why is Santa so *DanG jolly?


Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

 

[Fordtech86]