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[i7win7]

 

[skeets]

DG is one of those things that just appear out of thin air!

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Tughill Tom]

DG is one of those things that just appear out of thin air!

Lord I hope Waffle House isn't next.

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[6869704x4]

 

[skeets]

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Ahhh shyt,, now I have to clean the puter screen

 

[Daren Todd]

Ahhh shyt,, now I have to clean the puter screen

I could see that happening with our grandson

 

[DustyRusty]

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words: complete and finished. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world. Samdar Balgobin was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year-old Scotch.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[mikester]

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Do Lemmings Really Commit Mass Suicide? | Britannica

Is it true that groups of lemmings jump off seaside cliffs to their deaths?

www.britannica.com

That's entertainment!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]