Daily Chuckle

[DustyRusty]

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words: complete and finished. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world. Samdar Balgobin was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year-old Scotch.

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[mikester]

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Do Lemmings Really Commit Mass Suicide? | Britannica

Is it true that groups of lemmings jump off seaside cliffs to their deaths?

www.britannica.com

That's entertainment!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[skeets]

Had that been my High school would have been more trucks, and E Z rider rifle racks in the back window,,, most likely with something in them

 

[JimDeL]

 

[Magicman]

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife, an avid NASCAR fan, was mad. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in six seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning, she looked out the window and saw a gift-wrapped box in the driveway. She raced to open it and found a brand-new bathroom scale… Bob has been missing ever since.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Bmyers]

 

[bmblank]

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Do they make it in a california king?

 

[Henro]

Do they make it in a california king?

At least they got the wheels right!

 

[Daren Todd]

 

[i7win7]

 

[woodman55]