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Daren Todd

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My wife minored in psychology....
She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."

I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."...!
 
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Just wondering:

A cat always lands on its feet
A buttered bread always lands with the butter side down
What happens if you tie buttered bread to a cats back?

If I lock my wife and my dog in the car trunk which one will be glad to see me when I unlock it?

Why diid God make a dog mans best friend?
Is it because your dog always forgives you?
Your dog loves you unconditionally?
Your dog doesn't hold a grudge or try to get even?
Even though your dog eats vomit and licks his butt you still love him?
Maybe dogs were sent to be an example because dog is God backwards.
 
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