Daily Chuckle

[Magicman]

 

[GeoHorn]

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in dirt and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.

Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.

Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

 

[DustyRusty]

I deleted it after thinking the morality police may not approve. You just never know anymore

If I could only delete a member as quickly as you deleted that post........... Instead, I have put him on my ignore list, so I no longer see his dribble-type comments, misinformation, and misunderstanding of the subject matter.

 

[Bmyers]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[GeoHorn]

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note...

After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."

 

[Tughill Tom]

 

[Toyboy]

The Indians on the Ojibwa/Chippewa First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the Environment Canada Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the Environment Canada Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'


The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.


Two weeks later, the chief called the Environment Canada Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'


'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood !'

 

[GeoHorn]

 

[bmblank]

The Indians on the Ojibwa/Chippewa First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the Environment Canada Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the Environment Canada Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'


The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.


Two weeks later, the chief called the Environment Canada Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'


'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood !'

Hey, that's how the mainstream media works!

 

[i7win7]

 

[Daren Todd]

I think there are a few of us this site that have had customers like this

 

[Fordtech86]

I think there are a few of us this site that have had customers like this

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Every single day!

 

[fried1765]

In this digital age, looks like tin-types are making a come back


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Must have required real expertise!

 

[Magicman]

 

[Daren Todd]

Every single day!

How would you write up that fix???? I've gotten really creative when I've had another branch spend $$$$$ to ship me a piece of equipment to fix, because they couldn't figure out the issue.

I got it, had it diagnosed to a starter solenoid (old school Ford solenoid that mounts to the frame) in about 5 minutes. Fixed and tested in 20 minutes. 2 hours later I got it on rent and on a jobsite

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[GreensvilleJay]

you'd think a $$$$$$$ priced AUDI would have a 'rain sensor' and automatically CLOSE the sunroof ??