Daily Chuckle

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[MOOTS]

M R ducks
M R knot
O S A R C M fetters
M R ducks L I B

M R ducks
M R not
O S A R C M wings
L I B I C M wings M R ducks

How I’ve always heard it.

 

[ken erickson]

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I always thought the reason the chicken crossed the road was to prove to the opossum that indeed it was possible.

 

[Magicman]

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[bucktail]

M R ducks
M R not
O S A R C M wings
L I B I C M wings M R ducks

How I’ve always heard it.

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I know fellers who took the red and blue arrows at the same time without cheating.

 

[lynnmor]

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I slid up to some big ones, ain't no laughing matter.

 

[ayak]

I slid up to some big ones, ain't no laughing matter.

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[Magicman]

If you are happy and you know it.....

It's your meds.

 

[Magicman]

Yesterday it ate a ribbon
And today it tied a bow
I Shih Tzu not.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[D2Cat]

Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

 

[Lil Foot]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Magicman]