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i7win7

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When $$$ lose value, the art of barter returns
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mikester

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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, sneered at us, and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with Biden stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's so important at our age!!
After reading this one I thought "Gee, yesterday on the news they were talking about Random Acts of Kindness Day and showing multiple stories about people paying for someone elses order at the drive through and putting money into expired or almost expired parking meters. Thank God I live in Canada."

I just looked up Random Acts of Kindness Day on google and discovered it's a celebration day observed in the US as well. Who would have guessed?!
 
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Land Grader

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After reading this one I thought "Gee, yesterday on the news they were talking about Random Acts of Kindness Day and showing multiple stories about people paying for someone elses order at the drive through and putting money into expired or almost expired parking meters. Thank God I live in Canada."

I just looked up Random Acts of Kindness Day on google and discovered it's a celebration day observed in the US as well. Who would have guessed?!
Hey Mikester,
I trust they still allow jokes in Canada?