Daily Chuckle

[Fordtech86]

 

[Fordtech86]

 

[Magicman]

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replies, "God and I are tight..
He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the
middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When
I'm done, poof! The light goes off.."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor, says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife."Ethel, he says,
"George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!
The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes
off?"

"Oh my God!" exclaims Ethel. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

 

[bird dogger]

 

[Newlyme]

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Wonder if color has anything to do with it?

 

[Magicman]

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift..
Case Closed!

 

[skeets]

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift..
Case Closed!

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

Who ordered the cheap concrete?

 

[Lil Foot]

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift..
Case Closed!

Already exists in Israeli airports. As a bomber enters the airport, he must pass through an "airlock."
If the sensors detect an explosive, the doors slam shut in about 3 microseconds. The bomber is then microwaved until the explosives detonate, venting all the force of the explosion straight up through a port in the ceiling.
Needless to say, not too many people carry explosives into Israeli airports.

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

 

[Magicman]

 

[Lil Foot]

There's a bad day about to get a lot worse!

 

[Lil Foot]

Wonder if color has anything to do with it?

Careful there!

 

[sheepfarmer]

Already exists in Israeli airports. As a bomber enters the airport, he must pass through an "airlock."
If the sensors detect an explosive, the doors slam shut in about 3 microseconds. The bomber is then microwaved until the explosives detonate, venting all the force of the explosion straight up through a port in the ceiling.
Needless to say, not too many people carry explosives into Israeli airports.

An internet legend, not true. Debunked in 2011. Not practical among other reasons. Terrorist could slip a smidge of explosive on someone’s bag and get them blown up.

 

[Lil Foot]

Possibly, but I believe the original story was leaked by the Mossad as a deterrent. After all, who else would have the guts to do it?

 

[i7win7]

Anyone else miss those small wing windows?

 

[i7win7]

Must have taken a good year or two to make this

 

[Magicman]

He musta been too "tired" to build the rockers.