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Daren Todd
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The other night, there was 3 of us coming back from a detail. We were all in game warden trucks with lights on top, decals on doors and law enforcement written across our tail gates. There was a fellow come up behind Steve and pass him, no real big deal, then he passes Frank in a no passing zone, then we decide to stop him when we got to a safe place, before we got to a safe place, he passes me in a no passing zone. Now 3 trucks with blue lights pull him over. No drivers license, DUI, no insurance, open container and passing in no passing zone. Where is Jeff Foxworthy and his sign when you need him? I have done some stupid stuff in my day, but never begged to go to jail.
DThrash, maybe the fellow need some medical attention, teeth fixed or something and didn't have any funds, or got kicked out of his residence, so figured jail might be the best solution!
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Lol, customer is always right though right.Customer states car just started making noise lol
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He should have just robbed a bank, get better medical care in Federal Prison, county jail is bad news.
Can you imagine the drunk's thought processes as he experiences deja vu passing the same truck three times?The other night, there was 3 of us coming back from a detail. We were all in game warden trucks with lights on top, decals on doors and law enforcement written across our tail gates. There was a fellow come up behind Steve and pass him, no real big deal, then he passes Frank in a no passing zone, then we decide to stop him when we got to a safe place, before we got to a safe place, he passes me in a no passing zone. Now 3 trucks with blue lights pull him over. No drivers license, DUI, no insurance, open container and passing in no passing zone. Where is Jeff Foxworthy and his sign when you need him? I have done some stupid stuff in my day, but never begged to go to jail.
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Arthur is 90 years old He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago One day he arrives home looking downcast.
"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."
"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."
Where did it go?" asks Arthur.
"Can't remember."
"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."
"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."
Where did it go?" asks Arthur.
"Can't remember."
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
Daren Todd
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