Quotations To Live By.....

[bucktail]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Or Ron White's version:

"At that point, I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability"

 

[8upbowhunter]

When I tell my wife I can fix something, I can fix it! There's no need to remind me every six months.

Lmao, I agree!!


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[Newlyme]

If we could get this younger generation to think of their brain as an App maybe they would use it more.

 

[Bulldog777]

If we could get this younger generation to think of their brain as an App maybe they would use it more.

As we contribute to this App........
Hey!!! I'm still young!!!
Thanks for the quote!

 

[Redlands]

Had a couple old men tell me a few things many many years ago. They still stick with me.

Never buy cheap or shoddy uncomfortable hats, boots, or mattresses. Your likely going to be in one at all times in a day.

Perhaps all three at the same on a special day [emoji57]


Other item i was told was said with a very serious attitude.

A mans deserves at least three things at least once in life.
A good dog.
A good horse.
A good women.

 

[D2Cat]

I had a man tell me, when I was a pup, "How you live the first half of your live will determine the quality of the second half".

 

[Daren Todd]

Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.


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[Newlyme]

A child will never misquote you.
They will repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said in the first place.

 

[Newlyme]

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Benjamin Franklin

 

[D2Cat]

Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers

 

[jryser]

What other people think of me is not my business.


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[jryser]

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people!

And I have learned that common sense is not very common.


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[Newlyme]

Politicians and Diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Mark Twain

 

[dandeman]

The more you know, the more you know how little you know.....the less you know, the more you think you know.....

 

[skeets]

If you have to ask how much it costs,,,,,, Then you probably cant afford it.
Sales man at the Benz showroom

 

[pgmrdan]

I didn't read the whole thread. Hope this isn't a repeat.

"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

 

[Newlyme]

Forget the mistake.

Remember the lesson.

 

[D2Cat]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[Newlyme]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Your wife can sell Her guns for what you said you paid for them.

 

[Stmar]

I posted this saying in another post: "You don't have to shovel sunshine". Heard it on a cooking show, yes I like to cook.