Quotations To Live By.....

[D2Cat]

Government's view of the economy can be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidized it," Ronald Reagan

 

[Bulldog777]

"You'll never learn any younger."
My grandfather use to say this all the time after he asked if I had ever done something before.
"You ever drive a tractor?"
"No sir"
"Well, get up there. You'll never learn any younger!"
He died in 1998, I miss him terribly. But I find myself quoting his phrases to my kids and grandkids.

 

[Lencho]

"If the women don't find you handsome, make sure they find you handy!"
Red Green.

 

[Lil Foot]

"Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion."
Norman Schwarzkopf

 

[Newlyme]

Don't ever let someone tell you that the sky is the limit.
Remember that there are twelve sets of footprints on the moon.

 

[Newlyme]

It takes six men to carry a man to his grave.
But it only takes one woman to put him there.


Anon

 

[D2Cat]

"I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

 

[skeets]

ZEN Teachings

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

 

[Lil Foot]

Skeets- I think you pulled that one straight from my head!

 

[D2Cat]

If wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry!

 

[sawmill]

Life is a cycle. Sometimes you need training wheels.

 

[Bulldog777]

Confucius says: Man who stands on commode is high on pot.

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[bucktail]

man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

 

[Newlyme]

Alcohol is the perfect solvent.

Because it disolves,

Marriages,
Friendships,
and
Lives.

 

[85Hokie]

 

[skeets]

Yeah and if frogs had wings they wouldnt bump their arses when they hopped

Willy Nelson

 

[D2Cat]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

 

[8upbowhunter]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Thats a fact right there!!


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[Buck3343]

Glancing quickly at this thread, I see that many of the quotes are intended to be humorous, but I ran across this one this morning and think it contains about everything one needs to know about life. I just wish my kids could grasp it.

"Anyone who imagines that bliss is normal is going to waste a lot of time running around shouting that he's been robbed. The fact is that most putts don't drop, most beef is tough, most children grow up to just be people, most successful marriages require a high degree of mutual toleration, most jobs are more often dull than otherwise. Life is like an old time rail journey: delays, sidetracks, smoke, dust, cinders and jolts, interspersed only occasionally by beautiful vistas and thrilling burst of speed. The trick is to thank the Lord for letting you have the ride." - Jenkin Lloyd Jones

So true, I really enjoyed reading this one. If fact I think I will save this one and use it again!!!!

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[D2Cat]

When I tell my wife I can fix something, I can fix it! There's no need to remind me every six months.